Remember that great scene in “CaddyShack” where Rodney Dangerfield walks around with his putter bludgeoning homeless people to death?

Well if you were praying for a depressing remake of a funny film, I might just have the thing that you were looking for!!

“Premonition” is a lot like “Groundhog Day”, only with a corpse instead of a rodent.

Sandra Bullock plays a sleepy housewife who receives terrible news one day that her husband has been killed in a terrible car accident.

Emotionally shattered she spends the rest of the day walking around in a daze, but when she wakes up the next morning, she finds out that the whole thing was a terrible dream.

Well, that is until she goes back to bed and wakes up to find that her husband is back to being dead, but fortunately she wakes up later and find out that he’s still alive.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

It’s the depressing shampoo from the makers of “Mind Fuck”.

Each time she wakes up she’s either gone back a day before the previous one, or a day ahead of the last one.

I’m tellin’ ya, there’s nothing more suspenseful to me than opening up my garbage can to see if the dead bird that I threw away yesterday is still rotting. 

THAT’s entertainment!! 

Now, if there’s anything that cheesy science fiction movies have taught me over the years it’s this:

You can’t change the past.

Well, you CAN change the past, but then all sorts of terrible things happen like “the toaster was never invented” and people, I just can’t live in a world without toast.

The movie jumps back and forth between a troubled marriage and a grisly death which is the perfect metaphor for life.

In between we just pay taxes.

All in all it’s not a bad film but I shouldn’t have had that burrito before I went to bed. The damn thing kept repeating on me.